Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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