I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
accomplished twins. life is a go
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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