I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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