Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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