btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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