two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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