didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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