You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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