Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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