Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I just sucked dick on a ferry
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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