We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
i think my cat just said my name.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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