Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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