You're my little dorito
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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