I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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