tell your sister to shave her snatch
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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