Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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