I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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