Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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