Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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