dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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