Porn is love you can see.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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