these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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