Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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