Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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