guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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