That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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