i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
My vagina just recognized that song.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I love you.
Bad choice
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