I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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