I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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