i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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