That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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