just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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