all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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