just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
