OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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