no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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