I cockslap morals
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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