Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
420 ftw
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
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Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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