I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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