Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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