She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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