I want to have your abortion
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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