i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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