Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize