i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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