i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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