It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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