i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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