Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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