My nipple is on Facebook.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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