google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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