I love black thongs
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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