The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
this just has baby written all over it
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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