Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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