Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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