Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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