what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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