i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I could make wine with my vomit
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I supernannyed him into submission
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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