I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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